Happy Tuesday my Arse

I'm going to repeat that title 'Happy Tuesday my Arse'
        I'm kinda wishing it was yesterday. If you live where i live today you might think that Armageddon has begun, or if you are not quite so dramatic as me you could just blame it on armadillos.......... Either way the village has started caving in. A 10ft Cotswold stone wall what is holding someones garden in has collapsed in to the road. The traffic lights around it are stuck on red have been all day which is not agreeable to someone who has a small person in the car wot needs a poo. I didn't really want this to be all about poo today so i shall not actually tell you 'what' happened but i wish i hadn't cleaned out the car yesterday :0/
         I'm slightly worried about the 'cave in' as my neighbours drive is also caving in and the drain is sinking. Being responsible for the drain and the drive in wot its doing it in, I'm a little bit bricking it.
I suppose though thinking about it, i could take her up the road to Armageddon and say ' look at this mrs lady and you think you have problems??'  then i could spin the 'its not my fault that its probably the end of the world, which happens to be starting on your drive??' line.  Yeah that's good ill write it down.
        So crap Tuesday started with my smallest little lady being as hot as fire (again), which was not really convenient as i had to be at an appointment at 10.30 with the middle off spring who is we think an alien. Mainly because in 12 years not one consultant can fathom her out, apparently she is unique and they have never seen anyone like her before (helpful) , a claim to fame she quite enjoys.
         So i spent all morning there, like i do going round in circles being referred again to various specialists in this and that all around the country. Ive seen em all, some of them are on my Christmas card  list now. i did though learn how to do autogenic drainage physiotherepy, so thats a bonus.
I have to say i  sneakily bunged my trainers in my bag so i could leggit quickly to the gym after dropping said Alien offspring off at school. After the appointment ( i thought i was pushing my luck to ask nanny and grampy to look after Vomit girl for too long) Anyway i was gone already for 3 hours so the trainers stayed in my bag and the fat stayed on my thighs............ grrrrrrrr
        Just to make my day even crapper i saw an old neighbour of mine and asked how his wife was.............. She died last Sunday he was at the hospital picking up her things, wot a big f*****g gob i have, if it was any bigger it would be used as a cargo ship, that poor man i feel terrible about that. :0(
        So to round it all up i have done no work at all its piling up around my ears, i cant get to the gym and need to fit in to my new dress by march, i has one small person wot is vomiting everywhere the other's an alien, i haven't seen my boy since this morning but shall be getting my Taxi out later to pick him up and the Dawg still needs a walk
 Also i haven't started mine and my significant others dinner yet because I'm doing this!!, wot no ones ever gonna read. booooooo At least i had time to go to waitrose i suppose, to buy steak wine and cake!!!
Better go cook it now
Goodbye tuesday followers until tomorow .............